blackjesusstolemysandwich:

When God made me…

blackjesusstolemysandwich:

When God made me…

(Source: littlefestus)

O_O

gracehelbig:

peepmeat:

Hi, my wife and I love your restaurant, but we were wondering…could we have some more tots?

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gracehelbig:

peepmeat:

Hi, my wife and I love your restaurant, but we were wondering…could we have some more tots?

LOOKATTHESEFUCKINGTOTSTHISFUCKINGBURGER

collegehumor:


Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants


Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

collegehumor:

Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

(Source: College Humor)

collegehumor:

Dad’s Magic Trick [click to pick a card]

collegehumor:

Dad’s Magic Trick [click to pick a card]

(Source: College Humor)

textsfrombennett:

New technology by Bennett

textsfrombennett:

New technology by Bennett

collegehumor:


Hairy Old Guy Partying with Babes


Wait until they find out he’s not Rich, the Abercrombie model he told them he was.

collegehumor:

Hairy Old Guy Partying with Babes

Wait until they find out he’s not Rich, the Abercrombie model he told them he was.

(Source: College Humor)

collegehumor:

Fuck FarmVille
Don’t forget to submit your own text message greats.

collegehumor:

Fuck FarmVille

Don’t forget to submit your own text message greats.

(Source: College Humor)

gracehelbig:

peepmeat:

The classic burger between grilled cheese sandwiches routine. Manly yet refined.

LOOKATTHISFUCKINGBURGER

gracehelbig:

peepmeat:

The classic burger between grilled cheese sandwiches routine. Manly yet refined.

LOOKATTHISFUCKINGBURGER